Thursday, July 10, 2008

Honey Pie, Sugar Babe Part1

So I am in the hospital and having too many people doing too many things and it all becomes a routine , BUT then I meet Sherrie. Sherrie is a lady that comes in to take my vitals you know what I mean Honeypie Sugarbabe. She comes through the door looking like a squeezable lovin grandma................plops down in my chair, with a skirt, shirt, white nylons and backless tennisshoes. As I was viewing all the runs in her nylons I also notice the 4" tatooe of a rose on her leg. She was a very dramtic and over exaggerated lady! OK are you still with me Honeypie Sugarbabe? She proceeds to tell me what a hard worker she is, as she is still sitting in my chair about 15 min. She works at the Clinic, lives alone and takes care of her own yard and thats alot Honeypie Sugar babe, do you know what I mean honeypie sugarbabe? This is all being said while scratching her head, ears and picking her nose:( She then proceeds to tell me she also takes care of hr 90 year old father. you know honeypie sugarbabe they need help.
She then tells me her father has a re-occuring pitu, oh you know what i mean honeypie sugarbabe. I say pituatary tumor, hmm mmm thats it- well so far it has been B-9 ????????? You will have to be patient with me for I have worked on the colon-rectal floor for twenty some year and needed somethig different. You know what I mean Honeypie Sugarbabe , I will be back to take you vitals honrypie sugar babe!

2 comments:

Ashley said...

That's sounds like a person I would encounter! You know what I mean honeypie sugar babe?

james & emmy said...

lol. it's about time someone else gets trapped. your last line says honrypie sugar babe- i read that "hornypie sugar babe," that would have been more amusing. haha