A LARGE REMOTE/I AM IN CONTROL!

AFTER MY HUSBAND RECEIVED THIS REMOTE I LOOKED AT IT AND THOUGHT"WHAT IF I COULD CONTROL MY LIFE"??
LETS LOOK AT THE REMOTE:
1.THE POWER KEY-I WILL USE THAT TO TURN MYSELF ON/OFF IN THE MORNING AND NIGHT. I WILL CHOOSE WHEN I RISE AND WHEN I SLEEP.
2.SLEEP KEY-WOULD BE USED TO DROWN OUT ALL THE BAD THOUGHTS OF THE DAY.
3.GUIDE/MENU KEY-WOULD ALLOW ME TO PICK AND CHOOSE THE EVENTS I WANT TO ACCOMPLISH THAT DAY.
4.GO BACK KEY-WOULD ALLOW ME TO GO BACK AND RE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY.
5.MUTE KEY-ALL THE THINGS I DIDNT WANT TO HEAR I COULD JUST BLOCK OUT.
6.CABLE/TV/VCR/DVD/SATKEYS-REPRESENT WHAT IT IS THAT WE LET FEED US.
7.NUMERIC KEYS-IN ANY COMBINATION COULD TAKE US BACK TO A CERTAIN TIME IN OUR LIFE.
8.CH+OR CH- ALLOWS ME TO MOVE TO ANOTHER SCENE IF I DONT LIKE THE ONE I AM IN.
9.VOL+ OR VOL-ALLOWS ME TO ESCALATE AND DE-ESCALATE TOO MY OWN CHOOSING.
10.FORWARD AND REWIND-ALLOWS ME TO FORWARD THROUGH TRYING AND UNCOMFORTABLE TIMES AND ALLOWS ME TO RETURN TO HAPPY PLEASURABLE TIMES.
11.PLAY-ALLOWS ME TO WATCH MY CURRENT LIFE BUT......
12.STOP- IS THERE WHEN APPROACHING SOMETHING I DONT LIKE OR DONT WANT PART OF.
13.PAUSE-THIS KEY I WILL USE WHEN LIFE IS GOOD.
14.CLEAR-THIS KEY IS USED TO CLEAR AWAY WHAT WE HAVE PUT IN.
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF OUR LIVES WERE THE REMOTE WE WERE IN CONTROL AND GOD IS THE CLEAR BUTTON??
THATS IT, OUR LIVES ARE THE REMOTE, AND WE ARE IN CONTROL BUT PRAISE THE LORD, WHEN WE ASK HIM TO SERIOUSLY COME INTO OUR HEARTS, HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN HIT THE CLEAR BUTTON AND RID US FROM OUR INPUT OUR SINS!
IT IS THE GOOD AND BAD IN LIFE THAT FORMS US. IT TEACHES US, CHALLENGES US, TEACHES US TO TRUST AND BELIEVE. SO MY QUESTION IS, WHO IS IN CONTROL OF YOUR REMOTE?